How You Speak to Your Ex-Boyfriend Versus How You Want to Speak to Your Ex-Boyfriend

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HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND

See him on the street when all you want is a coffee.

“Hey! It’s great to see you.” You hug him and feel his body for the first time since you used to feel it every day.

You hate this. He hates this but for some reason you end up getting drinks.

You both get two Mimosas-the first one because you need it and the second one because you want it- and smile at each other inappropriately. Ask him questions about his new boyfriend-the one that farms and who you’ve already judged on Facebook-and know that his response will be a partial lie.

It’s important that you tell him that everything is going great in your life. Your job is great, the best friend that he used to know so well? She’s great, thanks for asking. She has a job at Yelp, it’s apparently…

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~ by generalslc on December 7, 2013.

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