How To Fake Having Your Shit Together

Great, Hilarious ! made me smile. 🙂

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They say fake it ‘till you make it. Some things you should not fake:

  • Being a doctor
  • Flying an airplane
  • Assuring everyone at the table that you know how much each person owes for dinner plus tax and tip

Other than that, go for it. It’s not lying if you believe it.

From now on, you no longer “hang out.” You have business meetings. Getting together with a friend for coffee? Business meeting.

Mom buying you lunch? Business meeting.

Phone call with your therapist? Business call.

What’s a business meeting anyway, really? As long as
you accomplished something – anything – in a set amount of time, you’re taking care of business.

Post non-braggy updates on Facebook. Here’s an example.

DO:

Psyched to be writing for Cool New Blog Everyone Loves. Will try not to suck too hard. Thanks to everyone for reading my stuff!

DO NOT:

Wow, totally…

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~ by generalslc on August 28, 2013.

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